"I AM A SEX ADDICT"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups. Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job. Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Hi.
0:04.0	Did you like just take a bong rip?
0:10.0	No, do I sound high?
0:12.0	Well, no, you just opened up the call by...
0:14.0	Well, I mean, actually yes, now you do sound high, but you also...
0:19.0	You sound high and you started off the call by taking a coughing fit.
0:25.0	No.
0:26.0	I'm not high.
0:31.0	That sounded like crying just now actually. No, this is just so funny. I'm just so nervous. Oh, okay, don't be nervous. This is funny. This is objectively funny. You are on the phone with a guy in a gecko costume. It's funny.
0:48.0	I'll admit that. It's funny. You're in a funny situation right now. We're both in funny situations right now.
0:54.8	I'm wearing a gecko costume on the phone with a random guy.
1:00.4	This is pretty funny, I agree with that.
1:03.0	Dwayne, it says here that you are thinking about committing yourself to celibacy.
1:10.0	And you wanted to talk through that.
1:12.0	Why are you thinking about committing yourself to celibacy? And you wanted to talk through that.
1:12.5	Why are you thinking about committing yourself to celibacy, Duane?
1:16.8	All right, so, should I just get right into it?
1:21.6	Recently, I've just been, I've just been having. Should I just get right into it recently? Yeah, definitely.
1:23.0	I've just been having a lot more like a lot more sex, you know?
1:28.0	And like it's actually crazy because the thing is, so I'm 19, right? I, when I was in high school, I was like really
1:39.7	fucking ugly, you know, and I didn't really have a whole lot of sex but then like a few months after I graduated
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