GECKING YOUR OWN WAY

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals. Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out. Plastic plants can be just as nice as real ones. I am a gecko. NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/

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0:00.0	Hey folks, before we get into this episode, I wanted to tell you all about the brand new therapy gecko
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0:29.4	W.W. therapy gecko.com to see for yourself and support the show and get some very cool gecko
0:37.2	swag that I personally guarantee you will look very beautiful in.
0:42.5	All right, let's do some calls.
0:44.2	Hello?
0:45.2	Hi, who is this?
0:46.2	My name is Winnie.
0:48.2	Uh, how is life Winnie?
0:50.2	Um, it's been okay. I can't say it's the best. I'm kind of like enslaved.
1:00.0	Like enslaved, but... like enslaved but you know you're enslaved.
1:07.0	You're enslaved.
1:10.0	Yeah I'd like to call it that for the jokes but like you know how there are like jokes online where it's like people walk into like a fast food
1:28.0	Chinese restaurant and you see a seven-year-old that counts her. Like yeah. Well that used to be mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well it still kind of is me. I'm just older now, so.
1:48.0	Interesting. Yes, it says here that you've been working at your family's Chinese restaurant since you were a child.
1:56.2	And they have high expectations of you but never give you time to do the things that you want to do in your life.
2:03.0	So, are they expecting you to do in your life?
2:05.0	So, are they expecting you to take over the family business?
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