Lemon for a Dollar

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46)Grocery store gratitude (23:22)Kevin Garnett (38:40)Strawberry milk mob (45:17)Pregnant on a place (49:40)You are a billionaire (1:11:08)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Yo in the studio.
0:22.0	Yo in the studio. We doing it? We're doing it, we're doing it man. Oh yeah, I just I just recorded myself doing that. It's a big day. Flex. Oh yeah,
0:32.1	yeah.
0:33.0	Listen, if you're listening on Spotify,
0:35.0	would you say that's probably ideal this week?
0:38.0	Listening?
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	It's a different experience for sure.
0:41.0	Well, if you're watching on YouTube, welcome. I do have a bowl cut.
0:48.0	Just rip the band out off. I don't know how to say it. I have a bowl cut. It's your new pronoun. I got a
0:55.9	bulk cut. I'm John, bowl cut. I do identify it. I got a bowl cut. I went to
1:00.4	Zoho House yesterday and no one even knew who I was.
1:03.4	I'm not talking about like people there, like the people that work there.
1:07.6	Yeah.
1:08.6	That you say hi to, like the valets or the front desk,
1:10.1	or like the people to the gym and they were like,
1:11.6	when I walked out, they were like,
1:14.0	dude, we didn't even know who you were.
1:16.0	Because it's such a stark difference from front up and then down.
1:19.0	Insane.
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