Hydration Station Situation

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off a 3 day gal-a-palooza girls tip to Minneapolis where she was promptly roofied & witnessed a shoot out. The Midwest is a crazy place where you should never trust a nurse named Chet. She is extra sassy and still chugging electrolytes while she takes your calls from the Absolutely Not hot line!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.4	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:17.2	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:19.0	coming from basically her deathbed,
0:21.2	it's your girl Heather McMahon reporting live from Los Angeles.
0:24.8	It's the absolutely not podcast.
0:28.0	Hope you're feeling better than I am today.
0:30.0	I'll tell you what, I'm coming off a three day bender, not proud of it.
0:33.6	But I got to be honest about where I'm at.
0:35.6	I want to say thank you all the love and light that everyone sent me this weekend.
0:39.4	I am, let me do a little recap.
0:41.4	I went to hang out with some of my girls
0:43.4	in our adult sorority, pie capaposta.
0:45.6	And we did a little mini reunion in Minneapolis this week.
0:48.8	It never been to the twin cities.
0:51.4	And I'll tell you what, it's like a Gemini's twin.
0:53.6	Okay, the people are so kind,
0:56.2	but then they poison you at night.
0:58.6	All right, here's the thing.
0:59.8	I don't drink that much.
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