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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fired up hotter than a her Irish skin on the Fourth of July. She calls out some haters and challenges them to a duel.... at the Beverly center! It’s a wild ride of emotions and commotions!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast,
0:09.2	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.3	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.4	Hello ladies and gentlemen,
0:19.5	gerbils, cats, dogs. I don't know. Do you have a rabbit?
0:22.2	You should! Why? Because they're cute.
0:24.3	I don't know why tickles me to open up every episode like the fucking...
0:29.2	Oh, entire San Diego zoo.
0:31.3	But I don't know who you're sitting on the couch with,
0:33.7	or if you're in your car, maybe you drive a jetty like I do.
0:36.7	Love my jetty. Shout out to Volkswagen.
0:39.0	Um, I don't know how you're feeling on this Wednesday,
0:42.8	tuning in. Maybe you're listening to this on a Friday.
0:45.2	Maybe you had so much shit to do this week that you had to tune in.
0:48.4	Like, I don't fucking know. All I know is it's the beginning of PIC season.
0:53.9	And I don't hold a lot of clown into that.
0:55.8	I don't, you know, I'm not one of those astrologers.
0:58.7	I'm not charging my fucking crystals out of full moon.
1:02.0	Because I believe that my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is the one
1:04.9	who determines my destiny. And that's on God.
1:09.2	But it is going into PIC season.
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