The BEST Queso in Austin!? %% Torchy's Tacos The Ronin

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real edge-of-your-seat episode. Free 4? Pasta Pete jumped on the trampoline before Graysie, by the way. NEW stuff coming soon! New FOOD COURT is LIVE on October 24 @ 7pm CT on discord. Get on the Patreon, get in the discord, and send your food crimes ASAP! Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.
0:04.7	It's not a burger.
0:05.6	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.
0:08.6	A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.
0:12.8	Made with RSPCA at short pork.
0:15.6	Until 11 a.m.
0:16.6	Price and participation may vary.
0:17.8	Up charges and fees apply to delivery.
0:19.2	Subjects for availability.
0:55.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, even if it's a tie. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my coach, Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? Interesting. I'm feeling pretty good. Eric. Guys, you cannot out clap me. Don't get in a clap long. But when we get it together? How's it pretty good? If you get like 100 tries, you'll catch up. Wow. Can't out clap me, son. If you haven't turned off the episode. If you're in your car going, where's the round of a plus? Is this a live episode?
0:56.0	If you're in the car going, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
0:57.0	bang, bang, bang, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, you may be getting shot at. You're just driving, you're like, what the fuck? pull over.
1:07.6	It's like one battle left or another, man.
1:11.5	Doing a blown out
1:13.1	tire sound. It's like one battle laugh or another, man.
1:13.9	Doing a blown out tire sound.
1:14.9	Yeah.
1:17.1	Why not?
1:17.9	Yeah.
1:21.1	Today we're reviewing Torchise Taco, the Ronin Taco.
1:25.1	We got the, I guess this is their October monthly.
1:25.4	Yeah.
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