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Jeff Wittek

Self-improvement, Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 โ€ข 1.6K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 12 April 2026

โฑ๏ธ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

0:19.0

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. All right, as New York Nick works on this audio, I'm going to work on forming a thought here because I'm rusty yeah got on a flight standby this morning I was

0:42.8

I just had to get back home you know I know I said I'm moving in New York I'm living in New

0:47.7

York now I was living in Airbnb's hotels at my parents all over the place you know Nick

0:53.5

was sleeping on couches I got to get a place. So if you're a realtor watching right now, send me some listings. I know I'm working with realtors already. I got a lot of stuff going on, but I just had to get back home. I was eating like crap. I mean, I was eating good. New York's got the best food in the world. I was eating everything. Has my audio okay? Yeah, it's good. It's good. All right. Good. I was eating everything in sight out there. Chicken rolls. For those you don't know what that is, just go to go to New York and have one. That's what I grew up on. This body's built off chicken rolls. You put me on. But I was in such good shape on such audio's too low now. Yo, chat, you're gaslighting me and this is fucked up. I'm about to block the chat out. Sorry, I know you guys are giving me constructive criticism. I'm just more mad at my own team here. Talk now. Test, test. Do we just find a dead body hanging in the suicide forest? We're good. Okay. So I thought, you know, let me get on this flight. You're looking thick? I know I got fat again. My eyes moving back in, is my eyes moving into the back of my head because all the fat that's stored in my head. So I was like, you know, I'm going to try to not eat on the way home.

2:01.3

Terrible idea trying to not eat on a flight, six hours. All you're doing is just sitting there and you got like nothing to do. Did you sleep on that flight? No, I didn't sleep on the flight. I can't sleep on planes. When I flew back today, it literally felt the longest fucking flight in the world and I couldn't sleep. whole time I couldn't sleep.

2:18.3

Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

2:19.4

And I was trying not to eat, so I was like, let me give myself a challenge for this flight. And when I, when I'm trying not to eat, I'll like watch shows like, like shows that make people, they starve their contestants. You know what I'm talking about? Like, uh, what the fuck? Like naked and afraid where you can't eat. So like if I'm talking about like uh what the fuck like naked and afraid where

2:35.0

that you can't eat so like if I'm watching people starving themselves for weeks months

2:39.5

at a time you're like I could do that I could make it through this six-hour flight without

2:45.3

eating peanuts or cookies and stuff like that yeah that's what you're gonna do out there

2:49.9

perfect you'll be distracted but when you're when you're going to do out there? Perfect. You'll be distracted.

2:51.2

But when you're sitting on a plane, there's so many, there's food coming by, they come by and they ask you, do you want anything to eat? You want a turkey sandwich? And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to sit here and watch naked and afraid, but I was just watching them. And the episode sucks. I put on this movie called The Cut.

3:07.7

And I thought it was like going to be a good movie.

3:10.1

It's about fighting.

3:11.3

It's with, I was just watching them and the episode sucks. I put on this movie called The Cut.

3:10.1

And I thought it was like going to be a good movie.

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