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Jeff Wittek

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🗓️ 18 April 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you ever have any horrible...
0:01.0	Not yet?
0:02.0	No.
0:03.0	I got global impact.
0:05.0	You want to call me a loser?
0:07.0	Oh, I got 100 up votes.
0:09.0	The average lifespan is, what, 77?
0:12.0	So actually midlife crisis is 38.
0:14.0	So you guys are pushing it.
0:16.0	You're almost there.
0:17.0	You're pushing it, pal.
0:18.0	All they have to do is swim, eat, and survive. Do they? Oh yeah, I think whales. Wells bang. Why did they do this to each other? Why is he sending? He used to be out on the corner. He was dealing in drugs. Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts. Now's a podcaster his life he'll talk about it
0:38.5	with us and now it's jeff afm we're back with another episode of jeff fm in the stream studio because
0:44.6	we're more comfortable here it's more fun for us todd's with us nix over there french cigarette boy
0:49.4	yo hell yeah we're going to be recapping colchella today we're talking about all these sunglasses and all this free merch that came back. Rendezvous shade. Shout out to them. I got a pair for my boy too. Todd, you got a pair? Rendezvous right here. There we go. I'll take two. I'll take five. Another pair for you. Also, clavicular OD, Sneako got sneak attack in NYC. our new home, New York, Nick. That's what we're going to be streaming.
1:14.0	We're going to be getting... We're going to get a sucker break. sneak attacked in NYC. Our new home, New York, Nick.
1:11.7	That's where we're going to be streaming.
1:13.3	We're going to be getting soccer punch.
1:15.1	That was my fucking idea.
1:16.9	I wanted that shit to happen to me first.
1:18.7	But Sneakle got to it first.
1:20.8	We're going to be recapping that, watching the video on that.
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