Ex Convict Gives 6 Year Old Life Advice | Jeff FM | 203

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Self-improvement, Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 4 April 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
0:04.0	We're having a baby.
0:06.0	We're having a baby.
0:07.0	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.0	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.0	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.0	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.0	I think of it like a Tamagocchi.
0:17.0	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby.
0:21.6	Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:26.6	18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.
0:29.6	I can't wait for videos to be made of why Jeff FM died and they play this tape.
0:35.6	You're not getting any younger. You're gonna have kids or not?
0:38.3	I'm getting younger.
0:39.3	Look at me.
0:40.3	My brother's wife is gonna be so mad that I had any YouTube together on screen like anybody else.
0:47.3	Are you saying I fell off?
0:48.3	Am I cooked, bro?
0:50.3	Yeah, but yeah.
0:52.3	He used to be out on the corner.
0:56.2	He was dealing in drugs.
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