This is the Friends Vista Debating Society.

I'm John Bachelor of my Cricket Coach, Jeremy Zachis and New South Wales.

When last we left Cricket, this is the World Championship being played in India.

Oh well, around the world actually, they're flying everywhere.

Australia had not played yet, England had not played yet.

Now there are results. Jeremy, what's happened?

Well, John, I might be a cricket coach, but I think I've got to be a cricket coach

to the Australian team now because what's happened is it turns out Australia

is the worst team in the World Cup cricket league as we speak right now.

But only did they lose to India, they're losing to South Africa as well.

And South Africa is not the worst team in the world, but it was

pretty much around the bottom of the ladder when we first started talking last week.

But it turns out we're actually even worse than them.

And honestly, John, I mean, South Africa played well.

I'm not going to take the winner away from them.

But the fact that they beat us by 137 runs and the fact that they beat us

because we made so many errors when we were batting and building.

Honestly, we, it's almost like our team just hasn't turned up.

And I mean, the biggest errors we seem to be making as an Australian side

is that our team's just not concentrating.

So they're missing catches that as they're trying to bat as well,

they're trying to be too flippant and trying to basically,

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