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HTDE: Crickets and Clowns

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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4.637.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

This week: How to tell the temperature outside without a thermometer. Plus, how clowns trademark their unique looks.


Featuring Marlene Zuk and Julie Proctor.

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's Peter. And once again, we're featuring a new episode of How to Do Everything in this feed. So this week, Mike and Ian talk with top experts in their fields to unpack some of life's greatest mysteries. Mysteries like, do I need a coat to go outside today? The answer in today's episode might be the life hack you've been waiting for. If you are enjoying How to Do Everything, be sure to

0:21.1

follow the show in their own feed. It's called How to Do Everything. It's easy to find. And thanks

0:26.7

for listening. This is How to Do Everything. I'm Mike. And I'm Ian on today's show, some advice

0:33.7

for the many of you who may be considering a career in clowning and trademark law.

0:39.6

But first, the first day of spring is this Friday.

0:42.7

Temperatures are, it's getting warmer.

0:45.1

Let's say you find yourself outside on a hot day.

0:48.1

Your phone is dead and you don't have a thermometer.

0:51.3

Can you imagine going outside without a thermometer? Who are we? There is a trick

0:56.1

to without a thermometer tell the exact temperature outside when it's warm enough. Biologist Marlene

1:02.2

Zuck is online. Marlene, can you tell us about it? Sure. Over a hundred years ago, someone named

1:08.8

Dolbert came up with a way to calculate mathematically

1:13.4

the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit by counting the number of chirps you hear a cricket making

1:20.0

in 15 seconds. And the formula is that if you count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and you

1:27.1

add 40, you end up with the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit.

1:32.0

The problem is that, like a lot of things, it actually only works under a very, very, very limited set of circumstances.

1:41.7

Okay. So the idea is, I find a cricket. If it chirps 12 times in 15 seconds,

1:48.9

then I add 40, I would know it is 52 degrees Fahrenheit. You would. You would.

1:57.7

Really? Okay. It feels like if it's summer, it shouldn't be warmer than 52 degrees outside.

2:03.6

There you go.

2:04.6

Yes, that is precisely the point.

2:06.6

Okay.

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