John Cusack rides his Vespa straight into our hearts
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
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🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Alzo Slade filling in for Bill Curtis, who flew to L.A. to accept the Oscar for Best Pipes. |
| 0:16.9 | And here's your host at the Student Breaker Theater in the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois. |
| 0:21.6 | Peter Sago! |
| 0:22.6 | Thank you, Alzo! |
| 0:23.6 | Thank you, Alzo. |
| 0:24.6 | Thank you, Alzo, especially for filling in for Bill, who will be back with us next week. |
| 0:31.6 | Thank you all for being here at our beautiful home theater. |
| 0:35.6 | We have a great show for you today. |
| 0:36.6 | Later on, we're going to be talking to Chicago's own |
| 0:39.4 | legendary actor John Cusack. |
| 0:41.9 | It is a big get, right? |
| 0:45.6 | To book him on the show, I had to go stand on his front lawn |
| 0:49.3 | holding a boombox over my head playing our theme song. |
| 1:30.2 | But first, it's your turn to say anything on our quiz. Give us a call. The number is 1-3-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-2-4. That's 1-88-9-24. Let's welcome our first listener-contestant. Hi, you are on Wait-Wate, Don't Tell Me. Hi, this is Jen Crowley from Roselle, Illinois. Hey, Roselle. where is that exactly? Oh, you know, just about a half hour away from you. Yeah, well, I'm a Chicago guy. As far as I know, that's it. Yeah. I don't live in Illinois. I've never heard of it. What do you do nearby here? I own a dog grooming salon and boutique. Wow. I imagine dealing with the dogs is much easier than dealing with the dog's owners. |
| 1:32.6 | Yes, that's typically true. |
| 1:33.7 | I imagine, yes. |
| 1:36.1 | Well, welcome to the show, Jen. |
| 1:37.9 | Let me introduce you to our panel this week. |
| 1:41.4 | First up, it's the host of Boy Room on TikTok and Instagram. |
| 1:42.8 | It's Rachel Koster. Rachel. Hi, how's it going? Next, it's Rachel Koster. |
| 1:46.1 | Rachel, hi, how's it going? |
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