We admire dimes and Aasif Mandvi gives breakup advice
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
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🗓️ 21 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. |
| 0:11.8 | I'm the voice so hot, the mic drops itself. |
| 0:18.1 | I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois. |
| 0:24.4 | Peter Sago. |
| 0:25.4 | Thank you, Bill. |
| 0:26.7 | Oh, thank you, everybody. |
| 0:28.3 | Great to see you. |
| 0:29.9 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:31.4 | Later on, today, we're going to be talking to former Daily Show correspondent Asif Manvi, |
| 0:36.3 | who left that show in 2017 to star in TV |
| 0:41.1 | shows and movies and plays in which he didn't have to talk at all about the news. |
| 0:45.4 | The man has timing. |
| 0:47.9 | So give us a call before we figure out a way out. |
| 0:51.4 | The number to call is one triple eight, wait, wait, that's one 888-924-8-924. |
| 0:55.6 | It's time to welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on. Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. |
| 1:00.1 | Hi, Peter. This is Grace, and I'm calling from Peachham, Vermont. |
| 1:04.9 | Peacham, Vermont. I'm going to say that if I wrote like a TV show set in a fictional but charming Vermont town, I'd probably call it Peacham. |
| 1:16.3 | Is it what I imagine? Is it beautiful and verdant and filled with interesting people, Grace? |
| 1:21.4 | You bet it is. It's a beautiful place. It's a hill town about an hour south of Quebec and 20 miles from the nearest Starbucks. |
| 1:31.6 | Whoa. |
| 1:33.6 | Whoa. |
| 1:34.7 | Well, Grace, let me introduce you to our panel this week. |
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