The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Hook, it's a police, how profile this is played.

Oh, I sure can. Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make

will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story

our caller Paul has dropped off the line thank you Paul

damn it Paul I know classic Paul

so you three gentlemen will be competing

against one another no I'm taking them down

that's right That's right.

That's right.

We're not competing at all.

I don't ever do well. This isn't even a contest. Oh, you're just going to take them out. I'm absolutely going to kill them. All right, you heard it here first, and only here. So today you have your choice of one of three categories. Today we have interior decorating. Cockey man. where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone. Hit me with your best shot. Where you guess the unconventional object that someone has chosen to use as a weapon. And finally today, license to spill. Where you got the substance responsible for any of that. Oh, look at me, Ruth. You're calling your shot. Pick it. Hit me. Hit me with your shot. I'm slightly annoyed now. Come on, Mike. We're not losing it. Come on, we've got to get this. I'm paying attention this time. I was just trying to make it an interest. Yeah, whatever. Give us a question. I'm usually busy right around now, but you know what? Fine. I'll pay attention to the show. You're not going to believe this. This takes place in Florida. What? Yeah, I know. Frying pan. A Florida woman has been arrested for an attack. Investigators say that the battery occurred this past Thursday evening at the OCC Roadhouse Bar and Clearwater. Somehow, roadhouse bar and attack sounds like they worked together.

48-year-old Crystal Watts, as you point out, she supposed to name,

K-R-Y-S-T-L, no A or anything.

Crystal Watts, she confronted the victim and began attacking them.

She then threw a can at the victim.

That victim is one Jesse Hammock.

Anyway, it struck Hammock in the forehead, causing a laceration. Now, the affidavit does not

identify a motive for the attack, or whether the accused of assailant, Hammock, or even

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