Get up here at 0508, we'll drink a toast with a show of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick check on with Mike Hawk at some of the stories and headlines, he is not working out. Well, thank you, Miles. Scientists have found 7,000-year-old mummies that share zero DNA with modern humans. Yeah, I read that today. That doesn't shock me just because of how long it's been I feel like certain DNAs might have died out. That was basically

They're like

Some Saharan group that was there before. Right. Nothing with us. A lot of Neanderthal. Seven thousand years old. God. Damn. A lot can happen in seven thousand years. Yeah, like a whole new strain of human. Exactly. I mean, look, I'm not the science guy, but it still seems like I should share some DNA with that mummy. That's why they find it's unbelievable. All right, you know. They're just like, Jesus, man. There's like, I don't know, there's some other group they studied, like there's some similarities, but it's not exactly the same. But that's... Sure.

That is crazy.

Just think 7,000 years ago, like, although there were people, it was just different people.

Right. Different people all together. But they make it sound like it's aliens that were there. Right. Like, no, they're still human. Just, you know. Pfizer is buying the drug company Mastara Metsera

For roughly $5 billion and hope to make a push for obesity treatments in the future

Oh, that's the cash cash cash. is buying the drug company Mastara Metcera for roughly $5 billion in hopes to make a

push for obesity

treatments in the future.

Oh, that's the cash cow, man. You bet. Well, I think they're, all those guys are looking for pill form. Yeah, so that's, that's the home run right now because obviously you have to get an injection. A lot of people don't like to do that to themselves. It's inconvenient. You'd have to go to the doctor and get it done every week or whatever.

I wish I could inject every drug. Why don't they make chewables or liquids for people like me that hate swallowing pills? I'd rather inject my blood pressure medicine than have to swallow it. Yeah. Damn Like you can do that for your dog where it's like it's like it's a little

mealy thing that you can put the pill in and squish it in there and then it makes it taste good. So you're a piece of bacon. Yeah. But in the end, you know? Yeah, I don't, it's just like, you ever try to find like Advil that's not the chef don't swallow? No. That don't make it for adults. Yeah.

Or a beef liver.

Can we put that at Chorbel?

No thistle did.

Help a beef liver. Can we put that at chewable?

No thistle did.

Help a guy out.

Thank God.

I'm sorry, man.

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