And now, here's the question.

Oh, la, bitches. Good day to you and yours.

All right, the average male marathon runner.

Their time is four hours, 21 minutes, and three seconds.

That's the average for a guy.

And then there's singer Harry Stiles.

Now, Harry, it seems, it's not your average guy.

Over the weekend, Harry ran in the 2025 Berlin Marathon. That's already impressive and kind of

stupid, but Mr. Stiles ran it in two hours, 59 minutes and 13 seconds. That's under seven minutes

per mile. The average dude takes over 10 minutes

per mile. That is very impressive. However, it still leaves me with the same question. I ask anyone

to run the marathon. Why? Just why? So yeah, I often joke that the only time I'm going to run

is if I'm being chased by the cops or a wild animal, only I'm not joking. And I'm not alone. A man of Florida, he tried to outrun police in Jacksonville. He was at a disadvantage because, one, there was three officers. And all of them were on horseback. I believe a quote from one of the cops during the chase was, bro, you can't outrun a horse.

And that proved to be true after only a quarter mile, about 1,300 feet, he finally gave up.

Now, on the other hand, when it comes to running from animals, I think we can all understand the situation,

but sometimes you think you might be safe.

We take a visitor in Thailand. He was taking

pictures of the wild elephants, and keep in mind, he wasn't alone. There were dozens of tourists

doing the same thing. Unfortunately, he used his cameras flash, which spooked an elephant,

and then it charged the guy. And yeah, the guy took off running. And just like in a movie,

he tripped and fell. But the craziest part of the story is how it ended. And we'll share that with you coming up. But first, today we want to talk about your running stories. Now, look, people run for different reasons. Okay? The last couple of times I ran, I was strictly in a panic. I did run cross country for a a little while in one year of college I was in

just for something to do. Miles, you've run what, half marathon? Yeah. Have you done a full marathon?

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