The men's room presents

Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Hooks, please start everyone out.

Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here.

On planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Gerald. Welcome to the men's room.

Hey, how are you guys doing? Ola.

Ola!

All right, Gerald, you understand of this year? Game is played.

I sure do, unless you all changed it, which I'm sure you hasn't.

I certainly am not, because I'm too lazy to do such things.

But today you have your choice of one of three categories who offer you the wonderful world of drugs.

We have animalized this, where you got the animal responsible for causing the problem. And finally, today, license to spill, where he gets the animal responsible for causing the problem

and finally today license to spill

where he got the substance responsible for creating the mess

I'll do the latter

let's go with license to spill

all right

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