And now, here's the question.

Oh, that bitch is. Good day to you and yours. All right, when I was born, I was seven pounds,

five ounces, and 21 inches long. And yes, I confirmed that with my mother via text today.

It's weird what you remember as a parent. Fifty-seven years ago, she still remembers that.

Well, earlier this year,

New York, a hospital delivered the biggest baby on record, at least as far as that hospital goes.

A kid weighed 13 pounds. 13 pounds. On the same day at the same hospital,

doctors also delivered a four-pound baby, which was the smallest baby ever delivered at the same hospital. So they broke two records in one day, and no, not to the same mother.

Now, four pounds is pretty tiny, but it's not the tiniest ever. In 2018, a woman gave birth

to a half-pound baby, one-half of one pound. And in Florida, a woman gave birth to one half pound baby, one half of one pound.

And in Florida, a woman gave birth to one of the world's longest babies.

And I'm just talking about head to toe, head to foot there, measuring 23 inches long.

But the one thing that all these babies have in common is that they were born in hospitals.

There's a woman in Michigan.

She's looking for the firefighter who helped her deliver a baby and a church parking lot. And here I was thinking that babies were conceived in parking lots, but I digress. A woman on a flight to Portland, she gave birth on the flight. And lucky for her to end up being like a movie because two off-duty paramedics were on the flight and helped her deliver a healthy

baby. And frankly, as a parent, all you want is a healthy baby. A woman in England, she gave birth to a

perfectly healthy baby. Her problem is trying to identify the baby's father. Because you see,

she had sex with two identical twins within four days of each other. And genetic testing indicates that either

one of them could be the daddy, but no one is sure who the daddy is. But at least there's a new

life in the world. And sure, four babies are born every second on this planet, so it shouldn't

seem like a big deal. But that depends on where you live. We go to Italy. We're in a small village this past March. They celebrated the first birth there in the last 30 years.

A baby has not been born in this village in three decades. What we're getting out here, not just

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