99.9.9. KISW. We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

Who sucks last is coming up here at 4.30, but first time for a few emails from the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail.

A couple of from our question, whether you acquired something for, as a gift, found it or stole it, guys, ordered a cake from a bar on Halloween night. Went to pick it up in the confusion of the night. Barback helped me load it up and said, have a great night. He thought we already paid. We did not. All right. In college, my buddy stole a ping pong table from the student union building. Backed his truck up to the loading dock and rolled that bitch right in.

No one said a word.

There's a note.

Damn.

Ping pong tables.

Greatest thing I've required is a platinum-plated AK-47 from Hussein's palace.

Okay.

I found it in a weapons cache in his basement of his palace. Took it apart and mail it at home, piece by piece. Okay. I found it in a weapons cache in his basement of his palace, took it apart and mail it at home, piece by piece. That's the way to do it. Oh, you said it was an AK-47? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's one of the cool things about that weapon. You can break it down and put it back together. Guys, this is Legion, the Seahawk fur suit guy Did you guys have seen me in, it's worth anywhere

from 700,000?

That was given to me for free. Damn. That's pretty cool. Wow. That's very cool. All right, let's move on to the birthdays. Brought to you by Men's Room Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. Dip responsibly. Start with this one, bitches. we've watched you grow for many years,

watch you mature into a fantastic human being.

So proud to call you family.

Now that you're 16... Start with this one, bitches. We've watched you grow for many years, watch you mature into a fantastic human being.

So proud to call you family.

Now that you're 16, we can get you out of those training bras.

Happy sweet 16 to my stepboy Liam.

Please give him a fart medley and captain

talking about all the girls throwing themselves at him.

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