Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less. Yay, time for who sucks less. Stephen Thrill Hillier bring us three stories from the news each and every week. It's up to us to determine out of the three stories which one sucks the least. Now, if you like the men's room on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room Live, the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yeah, like I said, at the top of the show, we've got three stories. No real theme.

Nothing to do with each other, but it involves poop, it involves phones, and it involves crazy.

So let's start with the poop. A woman is accused of the facing property with human feces.

This, of course, is in Florida, and she has been arrested.

Now, investigators with the Altamante Springs Police Department said 50-year-old

Alexis Weber was taken into custody out of charge of criminal mischief after being linked to

at least one's incident into Spring Oaks neighborhood.

Now residents say the incidents have been happening for nearly a week, all homeowners discovering

human poop on vehicles, mailboxes, and in yards.

I bet Gomez said her family contact the police after finding poop smeared along the driver's side

of her husband's work van.

Quote, my husband texted me that his work van was full of feasts. I was like, what do you mean? He's like,

yeah, this poop, I'm a man. I just couldn't believe it. She then provided investigators with surveillance

video that shows a person matching Weber's description stopping near the vehicle. She added that she'd seen Weber multiple times while she exercised us in the neighborhood.

Now, neighbors said vandalism was not limited to one incident.

Some residents reported finding feces near a shared food pantry in the neighborhood over the weekend.

Or as one resident put it, quote, crap all over.

Anyway, Weber was arrested.

Don't know what her deal was, she's just slinging poop in the neighborhood.

In the neighborhood she lives in.

Now we take to the friendly skies for the captain of a Delta flight,

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