And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitch, good day to you and yours.

All right, last Friday, Tiger Woods flipped his Land Rover.

Now, look, he was not injured.

And according to him, he simply looked down at his phone,

and that's why he slammed into the vehicle in front of him.

And look, that might be true. But responding officers also noted that he was, quote, sweating

profusely and had bloodshot eyes with dilated pupils, which is what happens when you pop lots

and lots of pills.

And he ended up being charged with DUI.

Meanwhile, in Indiana, as Miles said, a man stole a Bud Light truck from a liquor store,

and he led to police on a high-speed chase until he ended up crashing in the field,

and as you might imagine, he was arrested. And then maybe, what do you call this? Maybe you

shouldn't be behind the wheel news. A man right here in Washington State, he led police on a high-speed chase after stealing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

He's a four-time convicted felon, and he's been arrested.

How many times do you think this guy's been arrested?

Wrong.

35.

98 times.

The man has been arrested 98 times. Now Now look, I just assume the cops know this

dumb ass my name now. Now, personally, I have been arrested once, but I've had many, many,

many interactions with law enforcement. Whether we called them, someone called them on me,

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