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41-year-old man in Indiana named Randall Baker stole a Bud Light semi-truck from a liquor store on Friday afternoon.

It's unclear if he had some kind of master plan or if he was just thirsty, but he refused to pull over when cops chased him down.

So he led him on a chase before eventually hitting a sheriff's vehicle and then crashing into a field.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured.

There's no word on how the beer is doing.

Randall's blood alcohol level was 0.103, which is over the legal limit.

Yeah.

He was charged with attempted murder, auto theft, criminal recklessness,

resisting arrest, reckless operation of a tractor trailer, and of course, DWI. Yeah. Good times.

Our question, why were you speaking to an officer of the law, 206, 803 ride? Hello, Derek. Welcome

to the men's room. Ola, gentlemen. Ola!

So I was back in 2013 or so.

I was at the bar with my best friend and his girlfriend, and hanging out, having a good time.

Comes close in time, and I'm by far the most appropriate to be driving.

So I drove her, it's girlfriend's vehicle home.

And we eventually got to a point where it's a long, straight, no one's ahead of us.

There's nothing.

So 55.

And I was like, you know, it's a peppy little stick shift.

So I started giving it the beams.

And once we got up to about 80 miles an hour or so, I noticed about 500 feet ahead of us on the side of the road, tucked away, was a state trooper. And I panic slammed the brakes. And it's weather like this, mind you.

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