And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, it is a seafar weekend.

A lot of people will be out on the boats.

So speaking of boats, a little while back, the captain of a sport fishing boat in San Diego,

he crashed his boat into the USS Midway.

The Midway, you probably know, is now

a museum. It sustained about $100,000 in damage. Meanwhile, the guy that crashed into it, he tried

to flee the sea, but he was later arrested. Now, across the pond in England, a woman stole a

double-decker ferry and crashed it into a bunch

of other boats. Now, she was not a captain, but that did not stop her from yelling, quote, I'm

Jack Sparrow, who on a side note was in fact a captain. Now, it took cops about an hour, but they

eventually got her off the ferry, placed her under arrest. And speaking of stealing stuff,

a man in the Buffalo, Niagara International Airport,

he stole a motorized car, the ones that they drive inside of the airport when they're

transporting older people and stuff like that.

Yeah, he drove it onto one of those moving walkways, did a bunch of damage, and then was finally

arrested.

And over in Turkey, a man spent hours

with the search team as they come to local forest looking for a missing person. The search was called

off when he realized that he was the person that they were looking for. Now, what do all these

people have in common? They were all drunk. That's right. They'd all imbibed in a little alcohol and made decisions that, well, they probably wouldn't have made if they were sober. And look, booze, it's a wonderful little neurotoxin, but it rarely, if ever, improves someone's decision making. And we all know this from picking fights, whether that be with your spouse or with a big 300-pound guy who's made of muscles. I don't know. Sending ill-advised text, whether it's just, hey, you up or an actual picture of your genitalia. Sometimes you end up confessing secrets to someone and you don't realize you've done it to the next morning when they say, do you remember what you told me last night? And look, anyone that's ever gotten drunk, you've been there. Night alcohol, it can be fun that night, but a lot of times it leads to a nightmare. We kind of regret the decisions that we made. But today, we're not going to put the blame on ourselves. Oh, no, that would be way too adult of us. Today, we're going to blame the alcohol. And we want you to share the story at the time that, you know, alcohol made you do it. So today's question is, what did alcohol make someone do? To be a part of the big show called 206-803 Rock. Like KISW on Facebook, follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room and Instagram and men's room at KISW.com

...