Hello, Will. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola.

Ola!

All right. So, mine would have been, I started a new job.

It's about six years ago and ended up getting close with the boss man and went over to his place in Paul's Bo.

And we got some drinks, some beers, and then we polished a bottle of Jameson together.

Night comes to an end. We rage, bonfire, howling at the moon. Night comes to an end, and he goes,

dude, just sleep on my couch in the studio. So I go into a studio room and, you know, wake up in the

morning, everything's good. Turns out about six months later, the wife, you and I, we all became a big group of friends.

We'll call it the Palsville group, not to name anybody.

And they all hit it for me for six months because he didn't want me to feel awkward because he was my boss.

Apparently, when I was in his studio, I got up thinking his filing

cabinet was the toilet. Uh-oh. And it had every epist in it, had everything, birth certificates,

the house, social security cards, they had three kids, you know, and everybody knew for six months, and then they finally told me.

So. What did you open up a drawer and just pee in it?

Yeah, apparently I just opened the filing cabinet. It had the latch and everything, you know,

the silver filing cabinet, like hit the latch and just chose the bottom drawer and

it's for them for life now. And they didn't tell you for six months and you still have, I would, I hope you still work there. Oh, I don't. Seems like a cool boss. Yeah, exactly. That wasn't the reason, though. He just didn't want me to feel awkward, you know, being new there. So he didn't tell me. He just didn't want it to be awkward in the beginning as we became, we're friends for longer than they all found out like, dude, we've all known this the whole time. We have to let you know. Jesus. Did you feel bad? I mean, after six months? Yeah, I felt bad. Did you have any recollection of it when this was brought up? I mean, like, did it trigger anything in your head? Zero, no. Okay. Well, yeah, it's the thing about those moments, man. I mean, look, I've done my own laundry basket, a girlfriend that's laying in bed, tried to poop in a chair in the bedroom. The other words, I remember that one. It's because my wife woke me up before I got around to actually pooping.

But it's one of those things.

Like, to me, when you have those moments, you have no idea what you're doing.

Oh, no.

You get out of bed.

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