How Would You (or Us) Fake the Moon Landing?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sure NASA had those big dollars to give Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but what if they instead has a crisp five dollar note to instead hire America’s favourite boys, us idiots? From confiscating TVs to filming at Bondi with Moon Babes to just straight up hijacking Sputnik footage and claiming it as our own! No stone is left unturned in finding the perfect solution to faking the moon landing. There are no nos on the path to greatness, only great ideas that may or may not start a nuclear winter. All we know is that we (and by we I mean the USA greatest nation of them all) need to beat those Ruskies in the space race by any means necessary or the American people will be so sad! The worst American is a sad American, so you better pray these boys can find an answer to this problem quick smart.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:07.0	Bab.
0:08.0	Bob.
0:09.0	I'm sick.
0:10.0	The crab I eat for dinner had no meat and it was just bones.
0:14.0	I ate the bone crab from a fridge, babe, but I'm going to throw up.
0:18.0	Bones were rotten, it was rotten bones.
0:22.0	You didn't tell me the crab was full of rotten bones. You didn't tell me the crowd was full of rotten bones, babe, babe.
0:26.0	Babe, should bones be that gelatinous, babe, babe I'm hot, my tummy is hot.
0:32.0	Babe, what did you. My tummy is hot.
0:32.5	Babe, what did you win?
0:34.5	I don't know. It was like a wet crab in the fridge.
0:38.0	Yeah, the meat was gone, babe.
0:42.0	She's jelly mud. The meat was gone, babe. She was gone.
0:44.0	That's a good warm-up.
0:46.0	Yeah.
0:47.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
0:50.0	Plumbing the Death Star, I'm Joel.
0:52.0	Jackson, I'm also Joe. Plumbing the Deathrester, I'm Joe, I'm also Joe.
0:53.6	Plumbing the Dester is a comedy, pop culture, podcast,
0:56.0	and ask the most important questions,
0:58.2	like, how would you, or us, fake the moon landing huge part of pop culture accounts.
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