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🗓️ 28 April 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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It’s a tale as old as time! Man, he lack fire and cannot cook ham, but thankfully man’s daddy, Prometheus, he give us fire to cook our delicious ham! However his cousin (our uncle??) Zeus hate when man make ham! So punished Prometheus by chaining him to a rock, and made his delicious god liver everlasting. And then punished an eagle to eat that liver every day! And then there’s that other tale that’s as old as time! Some king, he rude and violated the sacred tradition of being a good host and then cheat death twice. This is no good to the gods so now he must roll a big boulder up a hill only to watch it roll back down and then has to do it all again. For eternity! Now as the pearly white gates of hell open before us and the little goblin man that greets us all asks if we want to opt in for the Sisyphus special or the Prometheus platter, we here at Plumbing the Death Star are given the Herculean task of trying to figure out which one is better. Either way, one must imagine Sisyphus, and by extension Prometheus, happy. It’s the only way to get through it.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. |
0:05.0 | Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plummy the Death Star. |
0:10.0 | I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. |
0:11.0 | I'm also Joe. |
0:12.0 | And Plummy the Death Star is a comedy and pop culture |
0:14.7 | podcast where we usually talk movies or like TV shows video games |
0:20.2 | a comic book book comic yeah you know just things are seen but yeah as you'll see |
0:27.3 | we all see important questions like who had it worse |
0:30.9 | Cissifus or Prometheus? So two famous sons of bitches who suffered greatly. Just a couple of fellas who had a bad time. |
0:54.4 | One lad, he's like, I'm not get, what's that God's? |
0:57.4 | Do you have a fire? |
0:58.9 | This could make my ham hot. |
1:01.0 | You know what? I'm stealing it. |
1:02.2 | I'm taking that. No, no just make my ham hot. Hey may you make your ham hot too and then the |
1:07.7 | God's like hey little man fuck your ass and they strap him to a rock. |
1:11.6 | They're like hang on little man why is your ham so hot? |
1:14.0 | What did you do? |
1:15.0 | Do you steal my fire, you son of a bitch? |
1:17.0 | I'm strapping you to a rock and an eagle is eating your guts every day. |
1:20.0 | Yeah. |
1:21.0 | It's gonna, every night it'll grow back but then every morning guess what you know that eagle |
1:28.0 | he's coming back and getting a delicious meal of your intestines and the other |
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