How Would You Get the Rats Out of Hamelin?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Can you believe it? There’s so many frikkin rats in this sweet little German town of Hamelin and there’s some fool dressed in pied that says he can get rid of them all with his silly little pipe and, get this, they’re gonna pay him a thousand German dollars and or francs! Well not on our watch! We’ll do it for the sweet reward of 50 Australian Dollars and the love of the game. Zammit finds out what rats hate and immediately thinks of spaghetti, JD thinks way too highly of structural engineering in the 15th century and Jackson forgets just how flammable a tiny town with thatched roofs is. So come with us to the town of Hamelin as we try and puzzle this one out and then deal with that sneaky mayor who won’t pay us a dime.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:07.0	What's doing, listeners?
0:08.0	Welcome to this week's episode of Plummy the Death Star.
0:10.0	I'm Joe.
0:11.0	I'm Jackson.
0:12.0	I'm not to Joe. Plummy the Death Esther is a pop culture comedy podcast that's the most important movie and whatever questions in the world.
0:19.0	Such as...
0:21.0	How would you get the rats out of Hamlin is a real German town, but it has a fake story that it is famous for.
0:43.4	Well, it's fake to some.
0:44.4	Fake to some real to others, real to us in the studio.
0:46.8	That is the story of the Pied Piper.
0:49.4	Long ago, the town had too many fucking rats.
0:52.8	Rats, man, they're everywhere.
0:54.4	Rats be problem.
0:55.4	The mayor, a fella came along, dressed in multi-colored clothing, i.e.
0:59.6	Pied, and he said, I'm gonna fucking pie him.
1:02.0	And so he... And he said, I'm going to fucking pipe. Hey, Germany town, you got a rap problem?
1:05.0	I got a pipe baby.
1:10.0	I'm going to fucking pipe up in this shit.
1:12.0	And so the mayor said, I'll give you a thousand German dollars.
1:16.7	Franks?
1:17.7	No, no, no, no.
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