How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Description: This week, we’re joined by TikTok & Youtube sensations - the hosts of The Useless Hotline podcast - George Clarke and Max Balegde!
So listen in as the duo dives into all the wildly unhinged ways they’d spend a £200,000,000 EuroMillions jackpot. From a time-traveling mukbang to cancel Henry VIII, to a spiteful loft conversion built solely to annoy Max with loud Pasodoble dancing, to the ultimate morning routine on the 10-minute “cleaner coaster”
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| 0:00.0 | So guys, today we have something a little bit different for you. It's actually an episode from |
| 0:05.0 | another podcast that me and George were guests on. It's called Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, |
| 0:11.2 | the podcast from Euro millions by the National Lottery. It's hosted by the brilliant and iconic |
| 0:17.1 | Sorrel, and it's all about what we would do if we won a jackpot on Euro |
| 0:21.8 | millions from the National Lottery. We're talking anywhere from 14 million to 200 million pounds. |
| 0:29.0 | And we had a hell of a good time while we were on there. I think I spent most of the time |
| 0:33.3 | just wanting to revive old TV shows. Yeah, you did. Challenge came back. |
| 0:37.9 | I also wanted to build a time machine so that I could bring Henry the 8th back |
| 0:41.6 | and put him up against his, and put him up for his crimes against women with Jeremy |
| 0:48.3 | Kyle at the helm. |
| 0:49.3 | Oh, what a trailblazer. |
| 0:50.6 | Whereas I wanted to use that money to build Lake Balegde, put my house in a castle in |
| 0:57.7 | the middle of Lake Balegday, so I would have my own malt at all times. We also discuss a hell |
| 1:02.8 | of a lot more things, but you'll have to listen to the episode to find those out. So guys, here it is. |
| 1:07.7 | It's me and Max on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams. Make sure to listen to the full series. |
| 1:12.0 | Just search up Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams on your podcast app or simply click the link in the |
| 1:16.6 | description. And lastly, don't forget to follow this series on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok. |
| 1:21.9 | Just search for, yeah, you guessed it. Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams. Enjoy the episode. |
| 1:32.4 | Hello and welcome back to Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams. Enjoy the episode. Hello and welcome back to Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, |
| 1:37.8 | the show where each week we welcome a fresh mix of guests, shower them with confetti, hand over a giant check and tell them that for the purpose of the podcast, they've just won a Euro million's |
| 1:42.5 | jackpot on the national Lottery, anywhere between |
| 1:45.1 | 14 million to 200 million pounds. You have just won a Euro-Millian jackpot. Welcome to Richfield |
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