Hello, my name is Max Ballectay.

Boom. What the heck is even up? It's your boy.

Um, I don't know if Max is doing the start to the podcast, but I'll just fill in, uh, just in case he is.

And I'm George Clark and welcome to the useless hotline.

TikTok wasn't working out for us, so it was I just had up our own little business.

And his name is George Clark.

And welcome to a very random episode of the useless hotline.

You might be thinking, Max, why are you and George not in the same room and why are you both on planes?

Well, guys, the life of a showgirl. I mean, what can we say? Yes, we've just been with each other

in Australia, New Zealand for 10, like 10 days, two weeks, whatever. However, it's actually very difficult to find time to film an episode when we're touring

nonstop.

And that whole show took up a lot of our time whilst we're on tour.

So, guys, we've got a weird little bonus episode for you here. Well, we're both going to

separately talk about tour, but we're not together. So we've got 10 questions that we're going to go

through and then we're going to see how our answers compare. How exciting. Also, side note,

I'm in first class of a Singapore Airlines flight for the first time in my entire life.

Not to brag, but what the fuck, guys.

It's absolutely mental.

The only reason that I got this is because we had business class flights back and then I got told that I could upgrade my flight

for like 200 pounds which is unheard of usually first class is double the cost of business class

they literally had one seat left and I jumped in it and I'm living my best life literally I've got

a full bed over there.

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