How To Sweet Talk Cops

It's All Bad

Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 575 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Episode 8. Ever wondered what to say to the police when they book you? Well here’s what not to do. Actually these stories all end relatively well. But still, I wouldn’t live by their advice. Keith tries giving someone else’s name. Gabby and Dylan try sweet-talking and cracking jokes (cops love that.) And Mike tries to buy himself some time. Then later, he just finds the cocaine party where they're “cool with it.” If you’ve got other bright ideas, we’d love to hear them. Otherwise, we recommend staying out of trouble and enjoying this episode of It’s All Bad.

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0:00.0	Welcome back.
0:01.0	I'm Keith.
0:02.0	Hello.
0:03.0	I'm Mike.
0:04.0	That's Charles in charge on the wheels of steel. I do. It's so good. It's my only fucking... The wheels of steel, it's so good. The only thing I bring to the table is a few one-liners. That's about it. I think that's... I think you know that's not true. Where is Danny? Danny's a training mate, which is an Australian workout thing that a bunch of our friends are doing. Yeah. And literally like, he said she's been going like five days a week. Ah, Danny, you're doing great, mate. Yeah, keep it going. Do a couple more push-ups. That doesn't sound Australian, but you get the idea. That's not an ab. Yeah. That's not an ab. No, it's not an ab. Yeah, he says it's pretty incredible. He said they have theme classes, and one of them is called the Thunder Down Under. Yeah, they do. That's a butt and thigh workout. It's also unlike Santa Monica and Fairfax.
0:54.6	I should do that because I've been trying to get my ass bigger.
0:59.0	I do want it bigger.
1:00.8	I want it so big that I can barely get into the office.
1:04.7	Like a photo finish of the Hindenberg race?
1:06.6	Yes, indeed.
1:09.3	Exactly.
1:11.6	What do we got? This episode, brother, indeed. Exactly. What do we got?
1:12.7	This episode, brother, is sweet talking.
1:16.2	This episode's about interaction with the police.
1:20.2	Yes, law enforcement.
1:22.0	Yeah.
1:22.5	We have one from Gabby talking her way out of an arrest.
1:27.0	Mike actually getting, well... from Gabby talking her way out of an arrest. Mike.
1:28.1	Yeah.
1:31.4	Actually getting, well.
1:32.2	No, yeah.
1:33.2	Well, yeah.
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