Mississippi River Doo-Doo Monster (and Other Stories)

It's All Bad

Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 575 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Episode 7. Keith goes “tweak-walking.” Guest Dylan searches for heroin on the streets of New Orleans and winds up in the shit. While guests Gabby and Rose tell tales of blacking out in Austin and running with the Shoreline Crips in 1990’s Venice, CA. What starts as funny this week turns dark with a death-defying tale from Hollywood’s infamous Royal Viking Motel. Buckle up or run. Either way, It’s All Bad.

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0:00.0	Well, welcome back.
0:05.6	My name's Keith. I'm here with Russ and Danny.
0:08.4	This is Mike, and we are back for another episode of It's All Bad.
0:13.8	Fellas, how's it been?
0:15.3	It's been good.
0:16.4	Yeah?
0:17.4	It's been all right.
0:18.1	I'm a little bit sweaty.
0:20.1	It did.
0:20.8	L.A. got a bit sweaty. It did.
0:22.2	L.A. got a little sweaty.
0:24.3	I got warm like overnight, you know?
0:27.3	Because you know I pet the sweaty stuff. I don't sweat the petty stuff.
0:30.8	Oh, no.
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:34.5	It's unnecessary.
1:13.9	I spent fucking three hours of the dentist because methamphetamine ruined my teeth. And then I got temporary partial in my mouth. Oh, okay. Or whatever the fuck that's called, temporary bridge. Okay. Which was a fucking nightmare. Heard? It's not that it hurt so much. It was just like them fucking grinding away the teeth. You know what I mean? Then I'm putting it in and then I fucking get home and it like two hours. Right when my mouth started but not being numb, it came out. I had to fucking race back over there and then it's a fucking nightmare. Oh, no, I don't like that. Mm-hmm. No. No, don't let those Dennis get you. It's a uh which is everybody i remember when our buddy went in to get his teeth clean and they and they up graded upsold him because it is such
1:19.6	an upsold situation and they upsold him to this teeth whitening and he was in such incredible pain
1:26.7	that he was like he was he would get he'd be fine for moments
1:31.3	at a time and we were talking and we were having to do some work.
1:34.5	And I was doing some writing for him.
1:36.6	And he was, oh God.
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