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Nobody Panic

How to Make a Bed

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Featuring way more cry-laughing than expected, Stevie has read about how to make a hotel-level bed which leads to some frankly mortifying bed-based self discoveries. Mainly about duvets. A surprisingly wild ride for everyone.


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Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.


Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to Nodipan panic, please come into my bedroom and look at my bed.

0:17.0

Gosh, a good start, wasn't it?

0:19.0

Mm, God, that's nice.

0:21.0

It's nice, isn't it?

0:22.0

Because I've learned how to make my bed properly.

0:24.2

I'm backing this episode.

0:25.3

I think it's a very important thing.

0:27.0

Very important skill we should all learn, but never do.

0:29.8

Have you actually learned?

0:31.8

No.

0:32.2

Have you started doing it? I've researched. No no I believe

0:34.8

you but you don't have to be defensive don't worry. I'm not. I'm fucking not okay.

0:38.9

And we've begun strong everyone. My question was just whether you had started making the bed in a different

0:44.9

way. No. No. God no. And I find making the bed, this is why we're doing it, I find making the bed

0:50.4

one of life's biggest challenges and heart aches. Less that, it's so

0:55.7

fucking boring and I get so bored of the thought of doing it. I think there's very

1:00.2

few chores that I feel so bored by. Often I don't want to do them, but I'm like,

1:04.8

well, they're satisfying at the end. And it is satisfying to get into your bed, you're like,

1:08.0

oh, the shoots are great, and that's another, for one night, and then they're like slept in a normal again.

1:12.0

I think it's, and thank you so much for sharing

1:14.0

for acknowledging the sharing and holding the space for the truth. I think it's one of those

1:19.6

ones that a hotel bed is such like it's so outrageously delicious to get into and then the

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