How to Plan a Renovation

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tessa has recently knocked down a wall (see: How to Understand What a Wall is) and understands on a deeper level why everybody cries and gets divorced on Grand Designs. Turns out a renovation is much, much harder than she thought, and unfortunately involved much more effort than just buying a Barbie pink boiler suit and a large hammer.

Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanic

Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gang

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, would you like a tea? No. What's happened here? Right, so I was like, so we're doing
0:19.9	how to plan a renovation and I was like well when you're renovating the
0:24.2	builders come in and what do you do you ask them if they would like a cup of tea yes
0:27.5	that shows how little I've planned a renovation but I think that's exactly right
0:31.4	you do offer them a cup of tea. Okay, great. So first tip.
0:34.4	First tip. First tip smashed it.
0:35.4	In the introduction.
0:36.4	Done, Stevie. Well done.
0:37.4	Welcome to Nobody Panic.
0:38.4	It's a podcast where we do some howtus.
0:40.6	Tessa has been relevating her entire flat really.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	Yeah. And we got an email recently from Catherine who, thank you very much for your email.
0:52.0	We did an episode about how to understand what a wall is.
0:54.0	Yes. Quite a while ago and then we haven't really checked back in.
0:57.0	We haven't checked back in.
0:58.0	And so, Kevin Tess, have we heard from Tess yet about her renovation journey and how to deal with builders?
1:02.0	Would be great to have episodes as a follow-up to the wall. from Tess yet about her renovation journey and how to deal with builders would be
1:03.1	great to have episodes as a follow-up to the wall episode thanks Catherine I'm I'm
1:06.8	excited it's been a real roller coaster yes and if I may, a lot of, that's why people get divorced on grand designs.
1:17.6	They, it's a lot, it's more than you think and you think there's idiots on grand designs like I could do it and
1:26.2	then what you actually do it and I was doing it on such a small scale and it was it was a lot okay yeah so this is maybe you know and
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.