How to Do a Speech at a Wedding

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Been asked to say a few words? You can do it champ! Stevie and Tessa work through their own experiences of watching and doing wedding speeches to work out the failsafe ways of wowing the room. First tip: you honestly don’t need to wow the room.

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes apply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. Hello. Hello,
0:46.0	welcome to nobody panic, me Stevie, and me Tessa.
0:49.0	Hello, we're going to do how-tous.
0:51.0	Oh, that's like a no, no, I know.
0:55.0	I just did, my acting was too good.
0:57.0	It was really good.
0:58.0	I really thought you were like, what?
1:00.0	Even that noise makes me go,
1:02.0	oh shh, shh, shh shhush! The anxiety of that. Oh God, this is all, yeah please you tell them. Tell them, tell them, tell them, kid.
1:09.1	You've just done that. It's your turn. I'm so sorry I just got too excited about having a glass in front of me.
1:13.0	A tip one, how to do a speech at a wedding, don't tap me glass unless you're willing to do a speech.
1:18.0	Absolutely, don't just get over excited and tap.
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