Would You Like Cream With That?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 The Distorted View Tuesday Night Movie 00:21:12 Introduction 02:15:20 Addicted To Porn? 04:49:19 Vintage Dog Erotica Paperback 12:29:10 Sextastic Tuesday: Would You Like Cream With That? 21:35:10 Man Vs. Train – The Rematch 24:22:08 Devon Sweeney Fights With The Pink Hair Bitch 27:55:04 Support Distorted View! Thank You! 30:10:19 Madonna Is […]

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0:00.0	Tonight, when the Earth is attacked by extraordinarily graceful aliens, humanity's only chance
0:06.4	in survival is to dance.
0:09.4	One small town theater choreographer must teach the entire world a toe-tapping routine that
0:14.2	may just save the planet. Pirouettes, jazz hands in intergalactic ballet fights.
0:19.1	It's the world television debut of Chorus Line 2194.
0:25.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, March 12, 2024, coming up on the program today.
0:29.0	How many ways can Genetalia be considered creamy?
0:32.0	Plus, when the Dinky Dow Maui Wowie to can genitalia be considered creamy.
0:32.6	Plus, when the dinky dow mowi-wowi tells you to decapitate your wife,
0:36.7	you do with that Reverend Greencush commands.
0:39.8	And forcing a horse to rub your lower lady nub.
0:43.0	All coming up today.
0:44.1	He would not believe the mother load I just dropped.
0:52.8	Dropped. Dropping fucking load. For 20 bucks I expect a good load mr. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm fucking to come.
1:25.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
1:27.0	Fuck it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
1:35.0	Oh, yeah.
1:38.0	Stuff the fucking shit, Box.
1:40.0	Baa!
1:41.0	Yeah, yeah! I'm going to come in your pussy.
1:45.0	I'm sitting on a 10 inch dildo right now.
1:50.0	Oh, please let me rise.
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