baby sale now on at the baby room at Smith's in store and online with amazing

savings on selected car seats, frams, cots, high chairs and much more baby sale now

on at the baby room at Smith's sale ends Monday the 15th of January

dress you know I get a bit melancholy sometimes and I worry about how long I've

got left in every new year's death maths death maths while this morning I was

really jolly I had done my bit of yoga I was perky I was thinking I got this I

feel great and then I thought I'll just pick up that stuff that's just been

popped through my door and normally I don't take things personally but I've

taken this a bit personally good was it a mobility scooter in my door I've

been given a leaflet and I thought it said a cruelty-free dining experience and

I thought that's interesting I'm all for cruelty-free vegetarian you're on my

wavelength bespoke post no it says cutlery free dining experience what it says

join us I took this really personally yeah join us to sample cutlery free

dining choices this is this is for residents who find manipulating cutlery for

various reasons barrier to enabling them to eat independently yes

fresh now I know the time will come and I know I mean I know which one will

look after me I think it might be the only one number two just have me

thrown on the street right I know the time will come but I did take it really

and then I went from up to down to down oh dear my cutlery free dining we see I

think that you already do quite a lot of cutlery free dining what with your

hog knobs your your marmot on toes and lumps of cheese so you don't need cutlery

for any of that so you're already halfway there maybe it's a trend maybe it's

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