How to get Banned from Tinder (w/ Eleanor Bray)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Eleanor Bray (Nicole's old assistant!) comes on to discuss what it was like working as Nicole's assistant, how she got banned on Tinder, and the musicals they've performed in. They also share their love for pole-dancing, and Nicole manifests her dream man. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast for me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though I will let you stick your fingers in a jar of peanut butter and then into my pussy.
0:41.0	Oh, I'm running out of these.
0:47.0	My guest today, she does imbrop all around LA and the biggest highlight of her life was being my assistant for a very short time, Eleanor Bray!
0:58.0	You're also in my phone as maybe Bray.
1:00.0	Yes, because you've never saved my number.
1:03.0	No, no, I did. I saved as maybe Bray.
1:05.0	Oh, you literally saved as maybe Bray.
1:07.0	Because I thought it was funny that my phone suggested maybe Bray and not Eleanor?
1:13.0	I don't know. Lots of people call me Bray. It's really weird.
1:16.0	Really?
1:17.0	It's not a name, right?
1:18.0	No, Bray can be a name.
1:20.0	Sure.
1:21.0	You're a nice...
1:22.0	I think it could be a name.
1:23.0	White lady.
1:24.0	Yeah, sure.
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