Heckled Online and Offline (w/ Miel Bredouw)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

"I hope my dad ate ass." Miel Bredouw (Punch Up The Jampodcast) joins Nicole to discuss online harassment, what it was like to 'date' on Vine and what kind of sex their parents would've been into. Nicole's developed a new technique to handle hecklers on the road, and has a running Twitter beef with John Cleese. She also shares the future of the podcast if she were to ever find a boyfriend. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.9	A podcast for me.
0:29.0	Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:32.5	Even though if you asked me to comb your hair every night before blowing you, I would do that.
0:44.1	That's gotta be the most fucked up one, you remember?
0:46.4	No.
0:48.5	They're getting weirder and weirder.
0:49.9	I'm running out of normal things that healthy people do.
0:54.0	Uh, so today, my guest, oh boy, I asked her 100 times how to say her name.
1:00.5	Let's see if I can do it.
1:01.6	Meow, meow, meow, meow, you know.
1:03.3	No, it's Miel Bredel, no, Play-Doh.
1:06.7	Miel Bredel, you, Miel Bredel, Miel Bredel.
1:10.5	M-Miel Brado.
1:12.0	Yes, you got it.
1:13.2	Ah, yes, a hundredth time is a charm.
1:15.9	Miel Brado, who has put up the jam.
1:19.2	Did I do it right this time?
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