How to Date Long Distance (w/ Demi Adejuyigbe)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Demi Adejuyigbe (The Late Late Show with James Corden, Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss how he found love on Twitter, how to successfully date long distance, and at what point you should tell your Tinder match what you're into. Plus, Nicole reads some embarrassing opening Bumble conversations. Venmo $13 to @electrolemon. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, what a dream, what a treat.
0:27.0	Oh, it's another luxurious episode of Why won't you date me?
0:32.0	A podcast for me.
0:34.0	Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:37.0	Even though if you don't wash your balls, I'll put them in my mouth.
0:43.0	Oh, no.
0:47.0	Oh, that's called.
0:49.0	Desperation.
0:50.0	Uh, my guest today.
0:52.0	He's the co-host of Pudge Up the Jam.
0:54.0	And a writer on The Late Late Show with Mr. James Corden.
0:59.0	You better believe we got Demi if you he-be.
1:04.0	Oh, my goodness.
1:06.0	Oh, my goodness.
1:08.0	If you he-be.
1:09.0	How do I say it?
1:11.0	Did you he-be?
1:12.0	Honestly, I might change it to if you he-be.
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