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Nobody Panic

How to Get a Puppy

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Stevie and Tessa dream about getting a puppy. Actor, writer, performer and their very good friend Liz Kingsman (Borderline, Parlement, King Gary) just bought Emmett the Cockapoo. She shares what she’s learned, what to prep, how much they wee and the weird thing about chew toys you didn’t know about. Genuinely fascinating stuff and also visit Stevie's Instagram for some top pictures of Emmet being adorable during the recording. 


Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.


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0:00.0

Yes. You can't have a dog and a tortoise.

0:03.0

So it's never the twain shall meet.

0:05.0

Opinions are very split.

0:06.0

So a lot of people that do go, oh yeah, you can.

0:08.0

And then you go on the internet and every single expert says,

0:11.0

absolutely not unless you've got a massive house because you leave a dog

0:14.2

alone with the tortoise and they seem to be friends and then all it takes is

0:17.2

one second for the dog to go what the hell is that and then use it as a true

0:20.3

toy so it's very very dangerous unless you have a like a big place and you can

0:26.2

definitely separate them and I have a one bed flat which I don't think is helpful

0:30.1

for a dog but before we get into it we've asked Liz to bring her adult thing

0:34.8

apart from father she has a dog which obviously it trumps all. What is your

0:39.6

adult thing this week? So my adult thing is was born of having the dog but since I've

0:45.1

bought them I've realized I should have happened for years. I bought can lids. I'm on

0:51.0

I'm on such tenderly. I said it now so you can relieve that tension. Can lids. So there three for one pound 20 and then they just go snug on the top of an open can so you've

1:07.8

used half your chopped tomatoes little snug little can I've had them in varying different sizes so I can do put it over a bowl if I wanted

1:25.8

sometimes I'm like I don't want to keep it in the can I don't know why I do that because I could just

1:30.1

keep it in the can pour it into the can I just pour into the can just put it in the. I just pour it into the ball and then put the covering on.

1:35.0

Hang on.

1:36.0

Yeah, so the reason was to get rid of the cling film.

1:39.0

But previously I would not see a need for, if I had a half opened can of tomatoes I would just put that in the fridge without

1:46.4

not more on like that's not that's not I just eat it that's fine just drink that

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