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Larry Miller Show

How To Egg Like a Pro

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Larry talks about his childhood bootleg Batman costume, then he teaches you to huck eggs like a pro. Everything from padding the order at the dirve through dairy store window to how to clean your friend's Dad's car with your shirt. And he talks about the movie "The Shooter" and recites "The City of Sin" by Edgar Allan Poe! http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Oh, look. It's Satan!"

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia.

0:06.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who likes to throw eggs on Halloween. Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all? And that's right, I did say throwing eggs on Halloween,

0:45.5

and I know what it means, from both ends.

0:48.9

And I'll tell you about that in a little bit.

0:51.0

But boy, oh boy, is it beautiful here in early fall on millaronia I must

0:57.8

tell you that yes yes I control the weather and I control the time and I control people's moods.

1:06.0

No, not a good thing.

1:08.0

Well, I'll learn that. I'll learn to do that too.

1:11.0

But it's just gorgeous here and boy what a nice time to come around,

1:16.6

school has started and of course we have some of the best things in the world here and I'm very happy doing our show and

1:26.8

Everyone's back to health here and you know what it

1:30.8

It just makes me feel good and the Colonel feels the same way.

1:34.7

And of course the music makes me so happy, that's the Ned Beatty Orchestra and the Ronometra

1:41.9

Dancers featuring Boit tender Nick Duveter asking the musical question

1:46.7

what if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? Wow, both the Colonel, Colonel Jeff and I thought, pretty good question, Nick.

1:58.0

Really interesting and fun and witty too.

2:02.0

But you know, maybe, well first of all, maybe I'm just in a good mood because I love doing my show and I love being on Milaronia and I think we could all use more simplicity in our lives, but I'll tell you what a good

2:16.2

start for all that may just be doing the hokey-pokey and realizing that is what it's all about. You know what I'm fine with that and I was

2:26.6

asking the colonel because I don't it don't don't know what the hokey poke is.

2:31.5

I did it I guess in in kind of

2:36.3

to gotten or third grade or something and maybe every year I suppose in those

2:41.8

years and and Colonel Jeff remembered doing it at a skating

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