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Larry Miller Show

Cacti, Wild Pigs & Earthquakes (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "They make the Javelina pigs look like tea time."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves earthquakes. wakes. but in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy is it a gorgeous day here on

0:46.2

milleronia it's it's been a while it's wonderful to be back oh and and gorgeous you You know what, I mentioned earthquakes before? Well, tell you something

0:56.9

about more on Miloroni of that. I'll tell you something about more on Miller, I'll tell you something more about.irondier that way. But boy oh boy it's gorgeous and you

1:10.6

know what of course the music helps make it a beautiful day to me. I love it very much and so does Colonel Jeff.

1:17.0

And obviously he's here now. It wouldn't be a show without him.

1:21.0

And well, he loves Milaronia too.

1:24.8

And not just because he's under threat of a volcano.

1:28.4

He loves it because he loves it.

1:30.9

Right? right. Right.

1:34.0

And at any rate, that of course was the Abner Bibmerman Orchestra and the Joan Fontaine

1:41.4

dancers featuring Boytenor David Calhoun asking the musical question

1:47.2

if your parents are rich dairy farmers and they die and leave it all to you.

1:53.0

Does that make you a dairy air?

1:57.0

Yes, it does, David.

2:00.0

Good one, very witty, it does.

2:02.0

And guess what that makes your kids dairy airs too

2:08.2

Like it or not well you better give the dough to them. Well, you got to give it to someone. I've never understood people who don't give things to their kids.

2:18.4

What else are you going to do with it?

2:20.5

And give it to the kids or make it you give it to them when they hit 50 or something like that

2:25.1

So they have to make something for themselves

2:28.1

But good question David if your parents are rich dairy farmers and they die, and leave it all to you, does that make

2:35.1

you a dairy heir?

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