How to Deal with Christmas Presents

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Oh. Yes. Lovely. One of these. Gosh. Yes. Thank you. Stevie and Tessa navigate the minefield of giving and receiving presents, discuss how to react to a terrible gift, what to give when you don't know your Secret Santa at all, and Tessa has an on-air epiphany about the meaning of Christmas.

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff Giff Gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff.
0:28.8	com slash terms. You're going to. What do you think? Oh, okay. That's...
0:45.0	I just keep on this present.
0:48.0	Oh, what do you think? Oh, okay. That's an interesting choice for me. I like it.
1:01.3	And seen. I'm seen.
1:03.0	Oh, I didn't know we were doing present.
1:07.0	Oh, oh I didn't know we were doing presents. Oh, oh no, I'm so sorry.
1:10.0	Oh my god, no no, no, no, I'm sorry.
1:12.0	I shouldn't have got your presence I just didn't think but like
1:15.3	obviously of course then this is beautiful and you've obviously put so much time and effort into it and this is so nice and oh my god
1:20.1	oh my god oh my god and that's 50 Oh, I don't want your money.
1:23.4	Oh, no.
1:24.4	Ugh.
1:25.4	And seen.
1:26.4	And seen.
	...

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