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Nobody Panic

Guided Boxing Day Special

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Like a guided run, but for Boxing Day - whether you’re seeing family and wish you could stay in bed, or have woken up with the whole day ahead of you and no idea how to fill it, listen to the soothing sounds of Stevie and Tessa's voices to help you get through this sacred day of Box.


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Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0

Good morning. It doesn't matter what time is because it's probably the one day

0:17.0

year if you're not going to family or you're not you know being carted around.

0:22.1

You can do whatever you like. So don't feel guilty

0:26.6

about getting up too late or at the same time that you'd normally get up for work

0:31.8

because that's just your circadian rhythm, bebbe you're doing fine

0:36.2

maybe stay in bed for a bit have a little look around have a stretch and welcome to the

0:42.4

nobody panic guided boxing day.

0:45.7

I was really enchanted.

0:47.3

Thank you. Carry on. No I think you should take over.

0:51.5

What can they do in bed? Have a wank. Have a yule tied bonk. A self-bong.

1:08.0

Listen, we looked at the calendar and we saw that this one was coming out on Boxing Day and we thought, well, we've got to address it.

1:10.0

We have to.

1:11.0

But what can we do?

1:12.0

Because it's now? So we can't say like... A great point. We can't say like...

1:19.8

Address the box elephant in the room. We must.'t do think ahead to new year we can't do

1:25.4

what to do on boxing day because it's and plan ahead it's it's now it is upon us so it's a

1:30.9

guided boxing day experience.

1:33.6

Yeah, will this be helpful?

1:35.2

We don't know.

1:36.2

We can't unfortunately do the full day because that would be an eight hour

1:38.7

podcast, but basically we're going to do an hour.

1:41.2

Stevie working to our own private calendar clock where her days are only eight hours.

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