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U Up?

How to Date Your Roommate

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Dating fails, ghosting, and awkward first dates collide in this week’s episode of U Up? with Jared and Jordana. A listener writes in wondering if he was unmatched on Hinge by mistake or if it was just ghosting in disguise? J&J give another listener step-by-step advice on how to ask out a roommate without creating a “half-boyfriend” or awkward living situation. Plus, they dive into a few red flag dealbreakers: Venmo requests before dinner, and first date Groupons. Red Flag? Or just not sexy? Jared also pitches a clever idea for single-person restaurant menus so you can try more food without wasting a full plate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome fellow mystery lovers to a brand new season of Only Murders in the Building on Disney Plus.

0:06.4

These people can be killers.

0:08.4

Settle in for a tale of mobsters and murder.

0:11.3

We've assumed murder.

0:13.1

We'll be joined by Killer Special guests, Meryl Streep.

0:16.5

Let's talk murder.

0:17.7

And René Zellwiger.

0:19.3

Oh.

0:20.1

Please tell me you recorded that.

0:22.0

Only murders in the building.

0:23.8

New season, now streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.

0:27.8

18 plus subscription required tis and Cs apply.

0:30.5

All right.

0:31.7

Are we ready?

0:32.5

We ready?

0:33.3

Let's do this.

0:36.6

It just dropped a little... I'll get it later. Hate to litter. It just dropped a little...

0:38.4

I'll get it later.

0:39.6

Hate to litter.

0:40.3

Something?

0:41.3

Not a litterer.

0:42.8

Which one is this?

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