Dating in the 3rd Grade (w/ Beth Stelling)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Beth Stelling (Crashing, I Love You, America) discusses the crazy things they learned in school, what it was like to have a 3rd grade boyfriend, how she met her current boyfriend doing stand-up. A fan threatens to sleep with Nicole, but doesn't follow through. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:23.2	Ooh, baby! Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Tag Me!
0:27.8	A podcast or me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though if you put raspberries in my pussy, I'd keep them there for you to eat later!
0:42.2	Oh no!
0:45.0	Oh, they would fall apart, it'd be a real mess!
0:47.7	Oh no! Okay, I'm running low on these. My guess today, you have seen her comedy. You at a Comedy Central Half Hour?
0:55.5	Yes!
0:56.5	And you had a Netflix half hour.
0:57.5	Yeah, we're up to 1.5.
0:58.5	Oh man, Beth, you also wrote for crashing, you appeared on crashing, you wrote for I Love You America on the Hulu!
1:07.5	Uh, you were in an episode of, oh shit, I looked at your IMGB red oaks, maybe.
1:13.5	Yes, red oaks, that's it!
1:15.5	Ooh, it's Beth Staling!
1:17.5	Oh, and you have a podcast with your mom called We Called Your Mom!
1:21.5	Ooh, Beth Staling!
1:24.5	Beth Staling!
1:26.5	Beth, thank you so much for coming!
1:28.5	Thanks for having me!
1:30.5	You got off a plane and you came all the way here.
1:32.5	It was only a Burbank, it was Burbank.
1:34.5	Yeah, but still, like getting on a plane and then getting off a plane and then going to do something is a lot!
1:40.5	It is, but it's you, and so I genuinely was like, I'm happy to see you.
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