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How NFL Teams Become Deranged

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4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Drew and Roth break down more sucky NFL teams and how arrogant fans and arrogant coaches feed off each other.

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0:00.0

We're back, we're back.

0:09.0

Blah-Bal-la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-pa-ba-ppba-ba-pba-pba-pba-a.

0:16.0

So, Tadcast, I'm through. That's Roth. It's the jingle I stole from Fox. How are you doing, Roth. I'm good. You couldn't see. It's not a visual medium, but I was doing a Cletus, the robot air guitar dance while you were doing that. Ages and ages ago when I was working for KSK, I wrote lyrics to the Fox theme song. Do you remember them?

0:38.5

Yes, I do.

0:39.2

You want to sing it?

0:40.1

Do I?

0:41.7

Yes, very much, Drew, please.

0:45.8

We're going to do this because, and I don't think it's, I think it's on NBC.

0:48.0

I don't think it's on Fox Night. But by the time of this post, it'll be the night of the NFL preseason opener between

0:52.8

the Broncos and the Falcons that rematch of the Super Bowl we all love,

0:58.1

maybe the most exciting Super Bowl ever.

1:01.1

But my lyrics were, it's time for football now on Fox with giant robots with big cox,

1:08.3

Cox, Cox, and graphics that go wamp and wooosh,

1:12.1

and Terry Bradshaw's still a douche, doosh, doosh, he's still a douche, doosh.

1:19.3

Is that how, so that's obviously very good, thank you.

1:22.6

How did you imagine the vocals going?

1:25.4

Was it like that, or did you have, like, some sort of, like, Ronnie James Dio, like, It's Time for the butt, like, hive metal guy voice? Ooh. Oh, yeah, I want the late Ronnie James Dio to do it. Yeah. Love that shit. That would be perfect. Yeah. I got a Dio shirt at a yard sale when I lived in Brooklyn. I was a younger person. I could have gotten away with wearing a bunch of things, but I felt like it was stealing valor. It just sat in my door for two years, and I gave it to Goodwill. I remember when I was a kid, I listened to Dio. And if you turn the Dio logo upside down, it said devil in an ornate metal font. Yeah. And I was like, wow, that's so dangerous. My parents must never be told. Yeah, it was just a fucking joke. I know. Well, this is now... All the scary metal guys of our youth, like, Rani James Dio was, like, the same size as Danny DeVito. Yeah. Like, it's not a scary dude.

2:19.1

They're all Trump voters now, too.

2:20.9

Yeah.

2:21.9

Dave Mustane being like, you got to look at Info Wars.

2:26.9

Just all completely out of their goddamn mind.

2:30.4

Anyway.

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