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Iss A Premier League Preview It Is!

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Deadspin

Sports, News, Sports News

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luis joins Drew and Roth to talk HOT SOCCER, plus your Funbag questions!

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0:00.0

It's coming home.

0:15.7

It's coming home.

0:17.3

We're back.

0:19.0

We're back.

0:19.5

It's the dead cast.

0:20.3

I'm Drew. That's Roth. And also with. It's the dead guest. And Drew, that's for all.

0:21.8

And also with us is the fabulous Luis Pais-Boumar. Say hi, Luis. Hello.

0:27.0

Luis, you are here once again to educate the two idiots here because today, today we're doing an English premier league preview.

0:37.6

Preview's coming home.

0:39.5

Okay.

0:40.0

I will say I told Drew I will not be doing a British accent, so that's on you guys for the rest of this.

0:46.0

You know what?

0:46.4

I respect that, although I'm going to unrespect it by asking, can you at least try?

0:52.0

Let me get into it by talking about the Premier League, so maybe towards the end of this segment, I will. All right. That's fair. That's fair. I mean, just by the end of the podcast, I just want you to be able to say it. I promise the loyal listeners that I will try. You can always tell a good deadcast because both Jared and I are speaking an awful cockney slang by the end of it.

1:11.1

If we're both really in the swing, that's what happens.

1:13.8

I just, by the end, I want to recreate the entire Monty Python Parrot Sketch together.

1:18.5

I'm excited about.

1:19.2

Like Brad Pitt and Snatch.

1:21.4

It's bleeding demised.

1:24.0

I'm going to go through last year's table, the final standings of the Premier League.

1:30.6

Luis, I want you to tell me what is new with each team and what sucks about each team.

1:37.1

Why should I?

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