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Roth and Drew welcome the NFL preseason by talking about teams that suck (all of them!)
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| 0:00.0 | We're back, we're back. We are truly back. It's me, Drew on the daycast, and with me is Roth. Roth is here. We found him. He didn't die. Hi, Roth. |
| 0:18.8 | Hi, what's up? I had wandered off and uh it was a long journey |
| 0:22.4 | but i walked all the way home i knew where to go and do you do you feel refreshed and tanned |
| 0:29.2 | are you ready to do some takes yeah i'm ready to do takes i've been kind of uh you know itching to |
| 0:34.5 | to do it i on vacation one of the little treats I gave myself, |
| 0:38.0 | beyond, like, just eating all the shellfish that I'll eat for, like, a year, |
| 0:43.0 | was that I tried to stay offline. And so I think that there's a lot of stuff that's kind of pent up in me. |
| 0:49.5 | Like, I missed almost the entire bagel boss guy thing. |
| 0:53.8 | That's for the best. It is for the best. And it's good. I wish I'd missed all of it. But, you know, it's, you know, I feel at this point, if you want to do a very special bagel boss guy only deadcast, I'm ready. But I also understand, yeah, no, I think that's the right choice. I don't. Fuck the bagel balls. You tweeted, by the way. You say you were offline when you tweeted. I told you do a good sir tweet to Chuck Schumer. I saw it. Yeah, I did a couple of those. I worry that I'm becoming a reply guy, which I guess is better than, I still don't really know what a wife guy is, but I don't, that's the one that really kind of scares me. |
| 1:31.3 | It's a guy with a wife. |
| 1:33.9 | Well, that's what I'm concerned about. |
| 1:35.1 | In that case, then this is like just two wife guys, wives guys talking. |
| 1:40.7 | It's guys who basically say as the husband of a wife. |
| 1:44.8 | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:45.8 | That's an extremely powerful way to be online, and I aspire to it. |
| 1:51.4 | Like 99% of all congressmen, like male congressmen, actually it's true of female congressmen too. |
| 1:57.1 | Their Twitter bio is always like husband husband, father to two amazing boys. |
| 2:03.2 | So good. |
| 2:04.1 | And one Spunky Girl. |
| 2:06.4 | It's like, and then it's like MAGA. |
| 2:09.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:10.4 | It's such a great, it's weird because like there's civilians that have that too, but where they're like, they don't actually have like attributes. |
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