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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

How Mush to Tip for the Holidays

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.3

Kay Rockline Alley Show.

0:33.0

Response is continuing to pour through on the text line from the holiday songs that we just debuted.

0:38.6

First, last, those are the songs probably, other than Tamale Tamale, that's probably the first and last time. So one and only, if you missed it, I'm sorry, you're going to have to try to check out the podcast, although I have a feeling we'll get flagged for all that stuff on the podcast as well. it's that time of the year where you are supposed to tip people around the holidays. And a lot of people that count on tips as their basic source of income, you're sure they have a salary and a job, but they really kind of factor in the tips. This is an important time of year for those people as well. You don't want to forget the people. Then there's the bonus tips that you didn't see coming, but you're like, wow, I didn't realize that. That's sweet. it's a nice little something something and these are all services too that you usually use throughout the holiday season like you're gonna go to your hairstylist you're good you get you get probably have a pet's no definitely not jake yeah jake won't but did you tip up blind charlie yesterday after he gave you that great haircut or no i thought he should have me yeah should Yeah, usually I will take a big hiatus from all of these services.

1:31.1

I'll go, I'll go ghosts. Yeah, Alice Big Alchipo hack is that don't schedule any meetings for anything at all. Don't get your hair done or get it done in like October when they're not thinking about this yet. Don't do it anything in the month of December because people always expect a little something extra, especially if it's the last time you're going to see them before the holidays. And you kind of now, as we're entering kind of the second part of the month, right, it's like now everyone's got their brain on Christmas. So you almost feel obligated in every possible way. To tip in every scenario. And there's all these lists, which I don't know if you were to pay all of these people, you would be bankrupt. It would be like a whole different crop of, I mean, you've got your friends, your family, and now this whole other crop of people. Apparently you're supposed to tip your yoga teacher. It's ridiculous. This is the new 2025 holiday tip chart. tip chart, and I'm curious if you do have one of these jobs, if you think that these numbers are

2:21.1

failed. yoga teacher? It's ridiculous. This is the new 2025 holiday tip chart. And I'm curious if you do

2:17.9

have one of these jobs, if you think that these numbers are fair, low, or high, or what you expect.

2:24.7

And maybe your theory is, I don't expect anything at all, but it's always nice and I'll take it.

2:29.3

But like anything from bartenders to babysitters to apparently cobblers, that's still a thing, Allie. I didn didn't realize that but if you are going to be seeing your cobbler this time of year 10 to 20 dollars or a small gift if you have a regular cobbler i don't even know what what do cobblers do they fix shoes right they fixed shoes yeah but i didn't i don't know if they were still around yeah i went to one recently it recently. It cost more to fix my shoe than I was to buy them.

2:51.9

What shoe did you try to fix of yours?

2:53.6

I had these brown leather boots where the soul was coming off. Well, my flip-flop is flopping. Man, you really don't buy new stuff. You just get it fixed, Tom. Yeah, why would I buy it? I like those boots. If you got a good cobbler, Allie, you want to use them, you know?

3:05.5

Wow, that's unbelievable.

3:06.9

But then if you have, say, a regular mail carrier,

3:09.6

they say you're supposed to do a non-cash, you got a good cobbler alley you want to use them you know wow that's unbelievable but then if you

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